Move Over “Elf on the Shelf”, KRAMPUS is Here

Christmas is right around the corner, and so aren’t those Naughty Children. Perhaps you wanna try another way of getting your children’s attention? FYE Exclusive “Krampus on a Mantle” is just for you then, slide the elf over on the shelf (unless Krampus does it first) and have your children in well behaved manners while the Shadow of Saint Nicholas watches them over for you.

Krampus On The Mantle, he won’t cut you any slack if you are acting naughty he is going to attack. A demonic parody for those who truly deserve it. 

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Product runs $35 and is describe as: Watch out kids, there’s a new Christmas tradition. Krampus is coming to town and he’s on a mission. Unlike St. Nick, who rewards good kids with toys, Krampus dishes out terror to bad girls and boys. Watching you, children, no need for a letter, Punishing naughty kids for ever and ever. Kids who are bad will be shaking in fear, But, too late, Krampus is already here. Sharp claws, pointed fangs and menacing horns. If he decides you were naughty, from this world you’ll be torn. When he comes for you, hear his chains and bells clank. You know you’re in trouble, this is definitely no prank. Thrown in his sack, no matter how much you yell, Won’t see a thing as he drags you to hell. Keeping you confined for an entire year. Punishment so awful, you’ll wish you weren’t here. Don’t want to see Krampus? Don’t give him a reason. Be good all year long. Survive the Christmas season. See old St. Nick and all the joy that he brings. Opening presents by the tree while everyone joyfully sings. Don’t do bad things, and always remember, Krampus is watching. He’ll be back next December!

Get yours today! ONLY at FYE

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